The Golfer calls from out-of-town.
“What did I do this weekend? Oh, a whole lot of nothing really.”
- made homemade waffles and turkey bacon
- fed the dogs
- started the laundry
- watched Game Day on ESPN
- watched football
- did a little magazine reading catch-up
- watched more football
- helped build a few Legos
- folded laundry
- scooped poop
- cheered for the Sooners
- worked on family photo albums
- folded more laundry
- cheered that USC got beat
- watered the plants
- did a little secret Disney research
- watched more football
- cheered for the Bruins
- slept
- read the Sunday paper
- more Disney research on eBay
- balanced the checkbook
- enjoyed a few Halloween Oreos
- posted a blog
- watched “Drop Dead Diva”
- watched “Flipping Out”
- watched “Real Housewives of Atlanta”
- let the kids make their own dinner–Cheerios and yogurt
- had an in depth discussion with the Cheese about numbering his bodily functions
- watched the Emmy’s
- bathed
- slept
“Didn’t do much really. How was your weekend?”
(You know when women say they are sooooo busy, they just can’t tell you with what? This is what they mean.)